Uh Oh...City Council to ban printing within City Limits?

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:04 pm

And you KNOW it's just a gateway. . . . it starts innocently, experimenting with a dot matrix,hoping to God your family doesn't hear all that strange buzzing coming from the tool shed. Pretty soon, you're mainlining a 4-colour laser that you blew the kid's college fund on. It only gets worse; your family and friends have left you, you look like hell; but you don't care. You have a four-colour web press with a auto collator running 24/7 in your basement.

So kids, when that pusher from Kinko's comes to your playground, offering those pretty cartridges, just remember the hell you'll put your family through, and just say no!

shattered existence · Post by **shattered existence** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:57 pm

I think Printers should have to come with a Surgeon Generals Warning.

And Kinko's should be prohibited to print in a store that is within twenty feet of another store.

And maybe an excise tax on ink cartridges.

Then maybe people will stop printing. Don't they know they're forking things up for the rest of us?

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:21 pm

Threads like this are the reason I LOVE this online community. You guys are all so witty and entertaining.

Thank you SO much!

Post by **cwallace** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:26 am

Do to these new developments the FWM printing services will be taken offshore to a remote island in the Caribbean. This will of course cause a dramatic increase in printing prices, but I will get one hell of a tan...

Chris

shattered existence · Post by **shattered existence** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:43 pm

cwallace wrote:Do to these new developments the FWM printing services will be taken offshore to a remote island in the Caribbean. This will of course cause a dramatic increase in printing prices, but I will get one hell of a tan...

Chris

If you need any print runners, I'm your man. I hate my job. I would have no problem peddling your commodities of death. A merchant of darkness, sweeping across the nation like a plague. I'll even smuggle sh*t to kids. I mean little kids like 5 or 6 years old. I don't even care. I am ruthless.