Chuck Norris in Iraq...defeats Al Quada turns on US military

[sharkmansix]

Well not exactly. However, Mr. Norris did just get back from a USO tour.

Even in the gravity of war, I was pleased to see that our troops could enjoy lighter moments, even using my name and face!

I still smile as I see the Special Forces who had named their vehicle after me. Other units not only adopted my image on their vehicles, but one even had the call sign of ''Walker.''

They told me four months ago one soldier said the only way he would reenlist is if the unit ''got Chuck Norris out here.'' Standing by him, the soldier asked me to ''give him an arm bar'' (twisting his arm) when he signed the paperwork. I'm a patriot, so I was happy to oblige!

From:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/artic ... E_ID=52926

[Garr]

That's the best. Here's an infusion from www.chucknorrisfacts.com

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.