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Post by Myrddin »

Sex = Good

1} 94% of men lie about their d*ck size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can
make your p*nis grow. (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between p*nis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.


+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.


Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
new training for the military? :lol:
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^ I thought they still had a 'don't ask / don't tell' rule.
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I am a 16%-er.
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150 calories a half hour?

wow- i thought i was really working for those 11 calories.
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sharkmansix wrote:^ I thought they still had a 'don't ask / don't tell' rule.
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Oliver's Army wrote:I am a 16%-er.
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Anderson wrote:
Oliver's Army wrote:I am a 16%-er.
T M I

Anderson: I am sure it is only for search and recovery purposes only though...

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FYI...

TMI means The Mansacping Impresses.
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Post by Myrddin »

bassjones wrote:
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
new training for the military? :lol:
I will be when I get home. Except for 2 weeks in March.....this has been the LONGEST year ever....ugh.
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Oliver's Army wrote:FYI...

TMI means The Mansacping Impresses.

OUCH...Anderson is a SICK SICK MAN!

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Post by WBOB »

Finally,

a real reason to hang up the running shoes.
.


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5) There is no correlation between p*nis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
Lies, I tell you! Pure lies! :oops:
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...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
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Post by Oliver's Army »

bassjones wrote:
5) There is no correlation between p*nis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
Lies, I tell you! Pure lies! :oops:
as he slips on his size 6 shoes.


hehehehe
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14-Wide thank you very much!
"brad!
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adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic

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