Help Screech save his house

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:04 am

So I guess through some land-contract problems Dustin Diamond is going to lose his house. He has bad credit (I'm not sure why but he brings it up more then once) and because of this he's going to be homeless.

Unless we help him keep his house. Check this out:

http://www.getdshirts.com/index.html

You can be the first on your block to sport some Screech merch that exploits his lack of funds.

If this was anyone else besides DD I would frown but I got a special place in my heart for Screech. (Why isn't Zach Morris helping him out though...that kid was loaded!)

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:15 am

Just because we both dug Lisa doesn't mean I'll help the schmuck out.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:16 am

What if he could arrange a meeting with her?

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:29 am

Hmmm...

Screech = child TV star

Me = not a child TV star

Maybe if he would pay my insurance or cell phone bill or something occasionally, but until then, enjoy the tent life, Screech.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:30 am

sharkmansix wrote:What if he could arrange a Happy Ending with her?

If that's the case, sweet.

Lisa = hottest chick on that show BY FAR.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:55 am

sharkmansix wrote:What if he could arrange a meeting with her?

too late

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:07 pm

hey man, i could lose my car, and my cell phone, and all kinds of sh*t, but I'm not child TV star.... screw donating to screech, man! i can't even "donate" to my bills.

i wish him much luck....

back to the SBTB series, I always had a huge crush on the young Zach Morris... i thought it was great when his voice changed. Added to his charm.

Bjart Sod · Post by **Bjart Sod** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:19 pm

Forget Lisa. I want his robot.

QWETTY · Post by **QWETTY** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:36 pm

wy doesnt he celebrity box or sumthin again

Bjart Sod · Post by **Bjart Sod** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:39 pm

Who would be his ideal Surreal Life costars?

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:42 am

I honestly this this site is 100% BS. Who the hell is paying for that website and all that bandwidth.....

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:23 am

I honestly this this site is 100% BS.

I was curious about that too. However Uberprints.com and ratecomedy.com has big ads at the bottom of the site, so my guess is they're fitting the bill.

Plus this was on wiki:

On June 13, 2006, Diamond appeared on The Howard Stern Show to request financial assistance. Diamond was given 30 days to come up with $250,000 USD or risk losing his home for failing to make payments on his land lease. His "solution" was to sell t-shirts for $15 that had "I gave 15 dollars to help Screech save his house" emblazoned on the front. He said that he would need to sell 30,000 t-shirts to completely cover the costs. He also claimed that he has a 10 inch p*nis.

On June 14, 2006, Diamond did a phone interveiw with MTV Live the flagship show for MTV Canada promoting the sale of his "D-Shirts" to save his home. During the interview host Daryn Jones' first question to Diamond was what the name of the dance that he and character Lisa Turtle (Lark Voorhies) did in the episode of Saved by the Bell where there was a dance contest. Diamond responded "The Sprain". Coincidentally, the next day on June 15, 2006 that episode aired on TBS in Canada at 08:30 EST.

If he's making press releases it can't be that fake, otherwise he could be sued for more then his house.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:15 pm

ratecomedy.com has a large video on their home page of his naked (shudder) ass in a tub talking about comedy. that's eyeballs and a ton o'bandwidth.