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Photo Caption 9/26/05
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:32 pm
by Oliver's Army
I would like to thank everyone for voting for my caption. I am glad to see my years of jaded cynicism have not gone to waste.
Thanks to Sharkman for this contest idea. It rules.
I will take the suggestion of the last winner posting the next pic.
I will leave it open for a few days and then select the best (in my opinion) to be added to the voting poll.
I will refrain from posting my captions (as should any winner). Unless I have a real kick-ass caption, then it will not be up for polling
Contest ends next Monday morning.
EDIT: Positive comments about captions from readers are encouraged as to help weed out finalists.
Take a stab at this one.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:28 pm
by poopstains
" I knew it was a bad idea to let the circus with there new glass eating show pass through here"
"Another of many tragic scenes produced by Cookie Monsters evil twin brother, Glass Monster"
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:12 pm
by =^-..-^=
Ted Kennedy? Yeah, he's been past here. . .
I thought the sign said DEER crossing, not, oh, never mind. . .
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:30 pm
by adam atherton
in a cruel twist of fate, the jews finally got some payback at the germans' expense- the highway death camp.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:16 pm
by The Hand of Poo
Somewhere, every man alive is crying.
And the Lord said, "Let there be beer". Immediately afterwards, Jesus wept.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:05 am
by rezin
"Cleanup, aisle 33."
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:22 am
by Garr
As luck would have it, the driver of this truck just took off his beer retardant, non-slip tires.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:21 am
by sharkmansix
For years we thought the forests were angry, but know we know.
or
Who knew Yogi Bear had access to 'spike-strips'?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:40 am
by DELETED
DELETED
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:47 am
by bwohlgemuth
"It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:53 am
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
bwohlgemuth wrote:"It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
^ CLASSIC!
opkay...
"Dude, where's my beer?"
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:57 am
by simpletim
Proof why Heineken is the number 1 selling import beer.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:15 pm
by InDaTrunk
I'm cheating and using a quote from Garr, who was cheating who was using a quote from Atherton from High School.
"that girl is so hot I'd drag my balls across ten miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone"
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:33 pm
by LowLife
did kimaliz tell you that story about me!
"that girl is so hot I'd drag my balls across ten miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone"
no one is to know of this! i'm still picking out glass!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:45 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
attempt number 2:
"Oh well... cause I got a bottle of JACK!! And I got a plan to yack!!"
So it's not mine... sue me.