Corrupted Wish Game

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Post by Sankofa »

Granted, but you then ride your bicycle around in an OxyContin induced haze, yammering Rush Limbaughisms to yourself and you weave in and out of traffic, scaring drivers with your oddly shaved head and random Trent Reznor with ADHD yelps.

I wish I could think of what to wish for.
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Granted, but your wish disrupts the space-time continuem and you find reality folding in on itself until our galaxy turns into a black hole and when we're spit out into another dimension you no longer remember your wish.

I wish I had paid more attention to quantum physics.
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Post by The Hand of Poo »

Granted, but all those zany principles of time, space and dimension leave you with a horridly distorted view of your normal surroundings.

I wish I didn't have a horridly distorted view of my normal surroundings.
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Post by bwohlgemuth »

Granted, but normality fills you with a horrible urge to shop at the Gap and Abercrombie and Fitch.

I wish E did not equal mc squared.
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Post by InDaTrunk »

Granted but then the whole world would be run by monkeys

i wish it wasn't noticeably cold in the office.
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Post by bwohlgemuth »

Granted....at -180 cenitgrade, no one seems to notice the cold.

I wish my case study would write itself.
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Post by The Hand of Poo »

Granted, but as your case study has a crude mind, it analogizes everything with elderly sex in a hottub.

I wish I could erase pictures from my mind.
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Post by Garr »

Granted, but you have to use a chalk board eraser to do it.

I wish someone besides me had gotten IDT's joke about the cold.

How noticeable was it dear? Are we talking pencil erasers or Arby's straws?
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Post by InDaTrunk »

Granted but then everyone would know too much about the junk in the front.

I wish that the hot guy in the next building that parks in my parking lot would quit asking me about my friends.
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Post by G Fresh »

Granted, but now he keeps asking about your grandmother.

I wish I had the money to pay my rent.
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Granted, but "money" really means two hours of oral sex with your landlord (or landlady)

I wish I had another Adema CD.
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Post by bwohlgemuth »

Granted, "Bessie Adema Sings Her Favourite Animal Flatulance Songs" is in short supply.

I wish there was something interesting on TV.
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Granted, but then you move to the Stepford Wives development and do the robot with the quickness.
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Post by Garr »

Sanka didn't wish. . .so I'll take two

I wish I had enough intelligence to solve world poverty

I wish I had a banana split in a cup from Zesto's
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