Corrupted Wish Game

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:02 pm

Granted, but it's like the totally bitchin' mob from Cali, and like you have to TOTALLY change your name to like Buffy or something. And be like really bad and math and stuff cuz it's like really hard.

I wish I could get outta my head for a little while.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:07 pm

Granted , but then you'd be in my head which is far worst and oh yeah you have to say meow all the time

i wish i could stop saying meow .. meow

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:13 pm

Granted but then you keep screaming "I love you" to strangers and just the uttering of the words turns everyone literally in love with you, then you have a mob following you wherever you go, thus increasing your celebrity status.

I wish I had a celebrity status and the budget/wardrobe to match.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:20 pm

Granted, but its because your a porn star ... until you find out you have a std and lose it all

Hrmmm I wish ... I had a big diamond ring ... I'd pawn it woot woot!!

and you just reminded me of the movie love potion #9

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:59 pm

Granted, but the stone was stolen from the character that Christopher Walken played in "Rundown" and he kills you to get it back.

I wish people wouldn't talk about being private investigators for my wife.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:12 pm

Granted, but your wife's privates suddenly become public in a storm of Paris star-making downloads.

I wish I was light on my feet.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:38 pm

Granted, but now you have to always walk on your hands.

I wish I could fly and shoot lasers from my eyes.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:44 pm

Granted, but your lasers then shoot holes in your fly, causing you to crashland in a giant melted Garr bar.

the unkindest dive of all

I wish I wasn't afeared of having my head underwater.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:31 pm

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life with a filled, sealed fishbowl over your head and goldfish swimming around in it.

I wish I had a tewnty five foot guitar cable.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:35 pm

Granted, but it's the curly-cue kind and everybody accuses you of ripping off Pete Townsend.

I wish I could shoot anybody in the head without consequence. Firreal.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:31 pm

Granted, but you end up shooting yourself first

I wish I was 21

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:18 am

Granted. Crispin Glover swings by Kendalville (no doubt transfixed by the possibility of getting the Holy Spirit's autograph to raise funds for his next movie) and still has some Marty McFly in him. When he reaches to take some ginko-enhanced chewing gum from your hair, he strikes and-zoom-it is too late. The evil truth comes aboot. Crispin Glover is a vampire and his hemoglobin contains a tiny flux capacitor virus that shoots your age up to 21.

You spend the next 3000 years of your existance stuck at age 21, running/flying from the law after an unfortunate spate of liquor store workers turning into accidental blood donors.

The worst part is, you get busted by a bike cop (riding a bike with no wheels-this is 3000 years in the future) who turns out to be president of the David Hasselhof fan club. Said fan shoves you (naturally, in bat form) inside his garlic juice saturated boombox backpack and plays Hasselhof's "big in Germany" music ad infinitum with a battery that never dies (protestors of the multinational who created it claim it utilizes nanotechnology based on the blood of the since deified Crispin Vampire Glover).

I wish I could write like this more often.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:20 pm

Granted, But youre the character in the stories and you tend to Kill yourself off .... sorry yo!

I wish I didnt have dial-up

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:39 pm

Granted, but now you have no internet connection at all.

I wish I wasn't a janitor.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:50 am

congrats! but hey, granted, but now your are unemployed...and you can relate to how much fun that is!

I wish I didn't have any iota about what, supposedly, is the real world