Corrupted Wish Game

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:33 pm

Granted but all you want to watch is Garr and Anderson...naked...playing D&D.

I STILL wish for puppies and rainbows

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:49 pm

Granted but theyre covered in poo which makes you vomit.

I wish for a castle on my planet ....

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:48 pm

Granted, but the fumes inside the castle are so noxious you never step foot near it.

I wish I would've picked up the phone today

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:28 pm

Granted, but it was a televangelist and now you've been saved and reborn.

I wish I could be reborn, but really reborn. I'd like to pass through the uterus of a killer whale.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:27 am

Granted, but then a giant squid tries to eat you. Your escape is narrow, enough for the camel to pass through the eye of a needlenosed harpoon which then impales you.

I wish I had more of the dope cheap pens I bought a year ago.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:59 am

granted but they all have you real name and number on them completely irradicating the existence Sankofa

I wish I didn't pull an American Beauty move yesterday

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:05 pm

Granted, but your ability to hang from the ceiling dropping rose petals amazed everyone at the party anyway.

I wish I knew that guy's last name...

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:02 pm

Granted, but it's Berkowitz.

I wish I could be a serial killer in my next life.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:20 pm

granted but in your next life you are reincarnated as the gravy Anderson makes in his pants when he's sweating

I wish I could get that picture out of my head!

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:59 pm

Granted, but now you have the image of Anderson, Fleek, Afronaut, and Oliver's Army in a circle jerk where you get to eat the cracker.

Man, that was gross.

I wish I had more tact and decency.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:21 pm

Granted, but you still don't use it.

I wish I had a job.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:04 pm

Granted but you become a Private Investigator for Garr's wife, and you must report everything in detail.

I wish I hadn't told Garr he was Older

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:52 pm

granted, but someone eles tells him and you laugh in his face

I wish I wasn't so mean sometimes .....

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:41 pm

Granted, but now you're mean all the time and no one likes you, then a mob forms wielding torches and pitchforks and they stab you to death.

I wish I was Dr. Frankenstein!

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:58 pm

granted, but then you never get laid and i lose my job because i dont have juicy details for your wife ...

i wish i was in a mob