Dude....I know tubbyasses. I'm not just the president, I'm also a member.
And YOU, sir, are no tubby ass.
Early mornings at the mall are weight reduction for mall walkers...why not you?
I just wonder why no one has brought any candles around for the denizens of our fine building to view, sample and use? Gosh, I'd hate to talk about such a fine quality, locally provided item......
*sigh*
It's so hard to find quality schwag these days......