She has a funny boyfriend - work sensitive language

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm

http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/

Oh my god.

This one made me spit out my drink:

Megalove.

While snuggling:

me: Who loves you?
e: Megatron.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:11 pm

Coors Light.

"If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day I still wouldn't drink that beer."

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:20 pm

On his first million.

me: So you're going to buy me a pony, right?
e: No, I'm going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
me: And then with the rest you're going to buy me a pony, right?
e: I don't think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:22 pm

While watching America's Next Top Model.

"High drama at the whore factory!"

Oh god. That made me side hurt. My son had NO idea why I was laughing, but he decided to join!

Oh my god. . .

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:44 pm

OMG!! That's the funniest thing I've read in months.

me: So you're going to buy me a pony, right?
e: No, I'm going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
me: And then with the rest you're going to buy me a pony, right?
e: I don't think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse.

That just killed me!