The Prophet Speaks

Dagwood Lee · Post by **Dagwood Lee** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:01 pm

I feel better knowing Pat's got that direct line to God opened up again.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/in ... _robertson

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:32 pm

just great

,... looks like like I'll have to
hoard more TP again.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:35 pm

WBOB wrote:just great ,... looks like like I'll have to
hoard more TP again.

crapocolyptic.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:13 pm

A special thank you to Pat for making christians look like a bunch of asses. SHUT UP AND GO AWAY PLEASE!!!!!!!

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:38 pm

Where's "Fundamentally Oral Bill" when we need him....

Morphine Child · Post by **Morphine Child** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:03 pm

That's funny stuff. But why can't god tell him to shut the hell up?

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:31 pm

I think someone should remind him that the Biblical standard for prophets is getting it 100% right, and if you miss even one, you are labeled a "false prophet" and you get stoned to death.

Hutnick · Post by **Hutnick** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:05 am

I've never been stoned to death, but God knows I've tried...

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:40 am

Hutnick wrote:I've never been stoned to death, but God knows I've tried...

yep.. I have been a false prophet off and on for 20 years or so.

"Bonger McFattie and the Stoned False Prophets"