Corrupted Wish Game

Hxc260 · Post by **Hxc260** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:52 pm

Granted...but then the show got cancelled.

I wish I could have a midget butler

jentnen · Post by **jentnen** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:06 pm

Granted but the FDA approves a new drug that makes him huge so you're stuck with a giant midget butler.

I wish I lived in the city.

Hxc260 · Post by **Hxc260** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:39 pm

Granted but then the city becomes over populated and you lose your house.

I wish I could fly.

jentnen · Post by **jentnen** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:43 pm

Granted but in your quest to get back into heaven you have to clip your wings before you pass through the archway.

I wish it would only snow on Christmas.

Hxc260 · Post by **Hxc260** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:56 pm

Granted but then someone wishes it was Cristmas everyday and the world slowly freezes over.

I wish I didn't have to go out of town tonight

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:31 pm

Granted, but you never get to leave town again.

I wish I had a new XBOX 360; and some games would be nice.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:59 pm

Granted, you get the new X-Box 360 and every game ever made for it, but then your fingers spontaneously fall off.

I wish that my 88' Escort was considered a chick magnet.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:44 am

granted, but now you have baby chicken droppings in your interior!

I wish work tasted like reese's

7WetCigarettes · Post by **7WetCigarettes** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:05 pm

Granted, but Reese Witherspoon & Della Reese file a lawsuit against you. Sexual harassment in the workplace finds you the unemployment line.

oh yeah, and your fingers fall off.

I WISH....I had some more mashed potatoes and stuffing. I didn't get any stuffing this year. Stove Top would have been nice. *sigh*

Scrudge Bucket · Post by **Scrudge Bucket** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:42 pm

Granted, you get hit by a bus..... made out of stove tops.

I wish.

Hxc260 · Post by **Hxc260** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:28 pm

Lolz...Scrudge Bucket didn't post a wish I get two then!

I wish I had a new laptop....and I wish I had a large pizza.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:18 pm

Granted, but in a sad twist of fate the toppings of a pizza are baked onto a laptop and the sliced like a pizza, rendering it both unuseable and inedible.

I wish that my school papers would write themselves.

Hxc260 · Post by **Hxc260** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:35 pm

Granted but they are written so badly that you fail and become a bum.

I wish I know Kung Fu.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:47 pm

You know Kung Fu, but he's just a dude who actually owes you money.

I wish I had my christmas presents already. I can't wait!

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:06 pm

Granted, but when you open them all you get are dildos. (Is it dildos or dildi, I never know?)

I wish it was 9 o'clock so I could watch Lost, which I missed most of last week because I am dumb.