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quit bein silly.

MrSpall wrote:I always dread getting on FWM at the end of the day and finding a healthy dose of d-bags complaining about work

Who are you calling healthy, d*ck!?

Morphine Child wrote:All these things are why I work alone...at home. It's great!

That's called masturbation.

Ooh...good call.

...and also "that person" that tends to burn their microwave popcorn

You mean, "that woman."

Oliver's Army wrote:Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

^ and that

I've got a case of the Monday thru Thursdays and Fridays from 8am until 5pm.

deek wrote:My wife joined a mommy group a few months back

Bingo. There you go, tiny. Join a "mommy group."

Popcorn, period, should be outlawed from all places of employment.

Don't forget about the p*nis muncher who decides they're too good to make coffee after they empty a pot. I got fed up with it and about 3 months ago I brought my own coffee pot and put it in my office. F*ck everyone else.

Oliver's Army wrote:Who would resist the temptation to take a leak off that thing?

Thank you. I have plans for Saturday now.

rezin wrote:haha, what did it say?

flamming nosebleed

Besides the obvious... (working) * I hate checking my voicemail. 9 times out of 10, the person leaving the voicemail is an idiot. * I don't like sorting through mail. I have about 3 months worth sitting on my desk that I need to plow through at some point in the next couple of months. * I'm not a fa...

rezin wrote:cedeno gets his first grand slam of his career, lilly pitches gnarly and we get another sweep.

7-1 on this homestand and 5 in a row.

oh, and doug glanville sang too.

werd.

So this is what it's like to win in April? Nice...

What's the going rate for a rock of crack these days?

Auburn/Garrett Drive-In

mmm meatloaf