Guitar Center killed the Dead Sea!

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:45 pm

Well. . .maybe not. . .

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:54 pm

Stop the madness now!

Before all of our waterways are polluted
with contaminated guitar debris....

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:57 pm

A guitar center employee sat on my gerbil. Now it smells funny. I am sad.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:58 pm

Wow, how did we get to this? ^

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:11 pm

.......
when posting becomes
hot has molten lead,

then it becomes obvious
that you have to lock out the thread.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:15 pm

Once the Guitar Center entered my home, ate all my guacamole, and then made me watch "Blue Velvet" repeatedly while it expelled raunchy farts. I was all like, "No you didn't", and it was all like, "Yeah, I so totally did". GC sucks.

SHAWN · Post by **SHAWN** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:23 pm

One time I went to Guitar Center. . .

Yep, that's right. ONE time!

Morphine Child · Post by **Morphine Child** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:30 pm

The Hand of Poo wrote:Once the Guitar Center entered my home, ate all my guacamole, and then made me watch "Blue Velvet" repeatedly while it expelled raunchy farts. I was all like, "No you didn't", and it was all like, "Yeah, I so totally did". GC sucks.

Man, "Blue Velvet" is one of the coolest movies ever.

Dennis Hoppers Lacky: "Hey Boss, you want me to pour it? (gestures pitcher of beer towards Hoppers cup)

Dennis Hopper: "NAAA! I want you to f**k IT!"

GoDownProductions · Post by **GoDownProductions** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:05 pm

Now it's dark.....

kylek · Post by **kylek** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:13 pm

Constipated? go to guitar center, they always make me poop my pants

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:14 pm

Morphine Child wrote:Man, "Blue Velvet" is one of the coolest movies ever.

Love you, Love me?

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:44 am

Studies prove it. . .everyone that goes to Guitar Center ends up dying - usually within 60 years; but some within as little as 1-10 years after initial exposure to GC!

Surely there is a causation to this correllation! The government must do something about this menace to human health! There is something about the low prices, wide variety, and marginal customer service that is killing musicians everywhere.

It's a conspiracy I tell you!

Morphine Child · Post by **Morphine Child** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:27 am

The Hand of Poo wrote:
Morphine Child wrote:Man, "Blue Velvet" is one of the coolest movies ever.
Love you, Love me?

In a very hetero way.

Grindspine · Post by **Grindspine** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:17 am

Since one GC thread has already been locked...

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:08 am

I am going to go ahead and lock this but I have an idea that I am going to discuss with the fellow powers that be that may bring it back in a new fangled way.