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The 2007 PRIOR/WOOD Injury Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:40 am
by The_Dude
2/16/07 - Kerry Wood hurts his chest after falling while getting out of a hot tub. (
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/articl ... p&c_id=chc )
TO BE CONTINUED...
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:02 am
by MrSpall
HA! And I had the first Spring Training Game in our pool here at work.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:56 am
by adam atherton
remember when sosa hurt his back by sneezing?
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:09 pm
by The_Dude
adam atherton wrote:remember when sosa hurt his back by sneezing?
Don't you mean "sneezing" ?
And yes...that was the first thing that popped in my head when I heard the latest about Mr. DL.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:20 pm
by adam atherton
The_Dude wrote:adam atherton wrote:remember when sosa hurt his back by sneezing?
Don't you mean "sneezing" ?
what did i say?
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:32 pm
by The_Dude
You said sneezing.
It was actually "sneezing".
I'm saying it was a bullsh*t story. He didn't injure sh*t by sneezing.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:39 pm
by adam atherton
aaaahhhh....gotcha.
let us not forget the many victims of sneeze-related injuries every year.
i'm thinking of putting on a benefit show.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:43 pm
by The_Dude
Sorry, boss...I'm going home. My testicle just exploded when I sneezed.
See ya Monday!
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:15 pm
by bassjones
Position players haven't even reported yet and Cubs fans everywhere are saying... come on now, say it with me... "Well, there's always next year."
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:12 pm
by The_Dude
bassjones wrote:Position players haven't even reported yet and Cubs fans everywhere are saying... come on now, say it with me... "Well, there's always next year."
Thank you, Jones. We'll add that one to the list of things we've never heard before!
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:09 pm
by bassjones
which makes the punchline all the more poignant...
This early though????