Drives a Man To Drinkin'

[HillgrassBluebillyFTW]

Well, they call me Huckleberry
and I live down a dirt road
I got a mean ol' woman
drives a man to drinkin'

(fornicatin b*tch)

She's worthless in the kitchen
can't cook a G-d #$%# thing
the house is always filthy
drives a man to drinkin'

(I'm hungry god dammit)

She wrecked my new cadillac
bedded down my brother
and my best friend Joe
drives a man to drinkin'

(b*tch has got to go)

Well, they call me Huckleberry
my woman is buried down the road
put that mean ol' woman down
drives a man to drinkin'