What's Next?

Morphine Child · Post by **Morphine Child** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:02 am

Man, that's one crazy law!

That's OK though. Here's how I see it:

First, they ban using a cell phone while driving because it could distract you from driving and you die.

Second, they ban smoking in your car with a child because the child will die 80 years down the road.

Third, they ban smoking in your car because they realize you're doing something other than driving and you could die. (see "first").

Fourth, they ban people from driving because they could die.

Fifth, "stay in your homes America...because you could die."

It's amazing...they ban that stuff, but not the press printing more about Britany Spears...that makes me want to die.

SWEET!

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:48 am

Morphine Child wrote:
It's amazing...they ban that stuff, but not the press printing more about Britany Spears...that makes me want to die.

SWEET!

I base my life off of Britany Spears.

She inspired me to get on stage and walk around like an overweight drug addicted slob. She showed me its okay to be a forking retard.

echosauce1 · Post by **echosauce1** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:25 am

Why beat around the bush?

Wouldn't it just be easier for everybody if the government just cut to the chase and banned everbody from dying?

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:18 pm

echosauce1 wrote:Why beat around the bush?

Wouldn't it just be easier for everybody if the government just cut to the chase and banned everbody from dying?

If they outlaw dying, only outlaws will die. . . .

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:37 am

Why don't they just pass a law requiring everyone to act morally and responsibly and be done with it?

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:36 pm

bassjones wrote:Why don't they just pass a law requiring everyone to act morally and responsibly and be done with it?

If they outlaw being an outlaw, then only outlaws wiâ€“ Oh, never mind!

Morphine Child · Post by **Morphine Child** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:00 am

echosauce1 wrote:Why beat around the bush?

Wouldn't it just be easier for everybody if the government just cut to the chase and banned everbody from dying?

Pro-Lifers would appreciate that. They could stop protesting at the cemetery gates (RIP Bill hicks).