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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:52 pm
by Hxc260
Granted...but then the show got cancelled.
I wish I could have a midget butler
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:06 pm
by jentnen
Granted but the FDA approves a new drug that makes him huge so you're stuck with a giant midget butler.
I wish I lived in the city.
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:39 pm
by Hxc260
Granted but then the city becomes over populated and you lose your house.
I wish I could fly.
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:43 pm
by jentnen
Granted but in your quest to get back into heaven you have to clip your wings before you pass through the archway.
I wish it would only snow on Christmas.
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:56 pm
by Hxc260
Granted but then someone wishes it was Cristmas everyday and the world slowly freezes over.
I wish I didn't have to go out of town tonight
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:31 pm
by sharkmansix
Granted, but you never get to leave town again.
I wish I had a new XBOX 360; and some games would be nice.
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:59 pm
by G Fresh
Granted, you get the new X-Box 360 and every game ever made for it, but then your fingers spontaneously fall off.
I wish that my 88' Escort was considered a chick magnet.
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:44 am
by Garr
granted, but now you have baby chicken droppings in your interior!
I wish work tasted like reese's
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:05 pm
by 7WetCigarettes
Granted, but Reese Witherspoon & Della Reese file a lawsuit against you. Sexual harassment in the workplace finds you the unemployment line.
oh yeah, and your fingers fall off.
I WISH....I had some more mashed potatoes and stuffing. I didn't get any stuffing this year. Stove Top would have been nice. *sigh*
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:42 pm
by Scrudge Bucket
Granted, you get hit by a bus..... made out of stove tops.
I wish.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:28 pm
by Hxc260
Lolz...Scrudge Bucket didn't post a wish I get two then!
I wish I had a new laptop....and I wish I had a large pizza.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:18 pm
by Massage...Bored
Granted, but in a sad twist of fate the toppings of a pizza are baked onto a laptop and the sliced like a pizza, rendering it both unuseable and inedible.
I wish that my school papers would write themselves.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:35 pm
by Hxc260
Granted but they are written so badly that you fail and become a bum.
I wish I know Kung Fu.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:47 pm
by sharkmansix
You know Kung Fu, but he's just a dude who actually owes you money.
I wish I had my christmas presents already. I can't wait!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:06 pm
by Massage...Bored
Granted, but when you open them all you get are dildos. (Is it dildos or dildi, I never know?)
I wish it was 9 o'clock so I could watch Lost, which I missed most of last week because I am dumb.