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Corrupted Wish Game

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:18 am
by Garr
Okay, here are the rules:

The next poster will grant the wish of the previous poster, but they will currupt the result of the wish. After granting the corrupt wish, they will then make a wish of their own.

Example

Initial Post
I wish RuleSeven would actually have a practice for once.

Poster 1
Granted, but during the middle of practice a sniper kills your drummer

I wish I had a lollypop

Poster 2
Granted, but it tastes like poo and you secretly like it

I wish lots of people will enjoy this game.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:46 am
by Oliver's Army
Granted, but eventually this thread will fly so far off course it will be spotlighted on the series premier of "LOST"

I wish that I will come upon some easy cash

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:47 am
by Garr
Granted, but now it's so messy no one will take it.

I wish I hadn't posted that. GROSS!!

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:26 pm
by G Fresh
Granted, but now the space/time continuum is all effed up and apes will soon rule the world because I had to take my Delorean back in time to stop you from granting the previous wish.

I wish I had 1.21 jigawatts of energy so I could get home.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:27 pm
by Sankofa
Granted, but your home is now a cave with fingerpaintings.

I wish I could fly.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:35 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
Granted, but you'll be highjacked by an isreally and flown directly into the summit building.

I wish I had game.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:40 pm
by G Fresh
Granted, but it's Candyland so it's really not even all that fun.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her. Wait, that's 3 wishes. Okay, I wish I had a 2005 Mustang GT.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:41 pm
by Oliver's Army
Granted, but it's a Mattel Hot Wheel.

I wish I knew a word that rhymes with aluminium

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:57 pm
by Garr
granted, but it's your new job at a kid's store called Balloonium.

I wish I owned Balloonium.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:07 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
granted but somehow a purcupine got loose in your balloonium.


I wish I knew how to play the guitar and could sing.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:09 pm
by MynameisJenn
granted but you have nodes just like julie andrews

i wish my bike chain wasn't broken

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:11 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
granted but now your bike is stolen.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:13 pm
by MynameisJenn
granted but now she's nagging at you and pestering you and asking you if she looks fat in this or that

i wish i had typing skills

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:14 pm
by The Hand of Poo
Granted, but you learned Dvorak typing instead of Qwerty, so your skills are near useless.

I wish I had a pile of green.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:19 pm
by MynameisJenn
granted but it is just a pile of bright green mold

I wish I had a stop button