Corrupted Wish Game

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:19 pm

Granted but it stops FUN

I wish I had a 60 inch flat screen TV

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:22 pm

granted but you live in a world full of giants and 60 inches is comparable to 13 inches

I wish I had a clean apartment

DELETED · Post by **DELETED** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:23 pm

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Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:32 pm

Granted, but your forum lurking continues to re-activate it.

I wish a had a reason. Any reason

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:34 pm

granted but once you tasted it you spit it back out

I wish I had a chinchilla named harold

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:35 pm

granted but it's not a good reason.

I wish I could have sex with Jessica Alba.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:36 pm

granted, but to get it you had to drink an entire bottle of maple syrup (a la Super Troopers)

I wish I was a state trooper.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:38 pm

granted but it meant busting all your friends for speeding and you don't have access to the contraband room
I wish I had a lighter

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:42 pm

granted but it only lights your hair on fire.

I wish I had a hooter.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:45 pm

granted but your hooter is invisible and no one sees it even you

I wish I wasn't starting a new job soon

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:01 pm

granted, but you remain unemployed for over 9 weeks and are about to lose your house, apt, etc.

I wish I could turn my nose on and off.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:03 pm

Granted but then people would vomit everytime they saw you because snot would be projected from your ears

I wish I could sing....well.......

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:05 pm

Granted but it's opera and rock drummers would shun you.

I wish I had a rocket launcher

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:07 pm

granted but it only launches once every other leap year

I wish my fro was pink

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:09 pm

Granted but then Barbie would come alive and cut if off in a jealous rage while you slept.

I wish I had more food at the office.