Corrupted Wish Game

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Post by MynameisJenn »

Sankofa posted his wish in imaginary ink and it is now granted, but it is now written in realized ink...and did you really want everyone to know that?

I wish I was good at pool
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Granted, you are now a pool shark whose sharp fin cuts a threatening swath through turbulent seas of green. Unfortunately, Steven Spielberg happens to have a camera that very same day and you find yourself behind the metaphorical eight ball like a true champ. You last line of defense is a regurgitated inflatable pool cue which springs a leak as soon as "ACTION" is called.
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Post by Garr »

Once again, the Sanko-shark has neglected to leave a wish for anyone to answer. . .so I get two

I wish I had a magic tie that tied itself.

I wish I had Wonder Woman's invisible jet!
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Post by Sankofa »

Your magical tie ties itself into a loophole which the invisible jet flies into. Rob Cohen is on hand to film the entire catastrophe and includes it on the Stealth director's cut DVD, prompting a sales boon not seen since Office Space. You don't see a dime from the proceeds and are credited as Chris Gaines.

I wish Chris Gaines would put out a new record.
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Post by Oliver's Army »

Granted, but it's duets with Garth Brooks covering Sankofa tunes.

I wish my wallet would not make that weird faded bump in the back pocket of my pants.
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Post by Sankofa »

Granted, but it's because you lost your wallet.

I wish invisible ink came in different colors.
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Post by MynameisJenn »

Granted but the only two other colors it comes in are strange and itchy. You mistakenly pick up the "strange" pen instead of the ordinary one right next to it, and begin to write your magnum opus. This opus has been in the back of your mind for years; not only does it move you, it will move others. You get interrupted by a trip to powers, upon returning, you accidently pick up the "itchy" pen and continue with your opus. It is stellar once you have finished. Now for you to share with the public...Curses! When you show people your piece de resistance, the response you get is a quizzical look and everyone scratching their left elbow. At least it moved people.

I wish that wasn't only humorous to myself.
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Post by Sankofa »

Granted, I found the ink properties shift to be entertaining and you start writing for saladfingers and become a star. Trouble is, whatever magic saladfingers has for you dies because being the Wizard of Oz isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I'm content, I don't need a wish.
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Post by simpletim »

Granted, but be careful what you don't wish for, it might not happen

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Post by Garr »

Granted, but there is no difference.

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Post by Garr »

Granted, but now you eat them by the case.

I wish that people hadn't allowed this fun game to die.
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Post by bwohlgemuth »

Granted, but the Grim Reaper has to pay someone a visit, and we all just gave him your address.

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Post by The_Dude »

Granted, but you shall then develop a lifelong blister on the tip of your p*nis.

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Post by Garr »

Granted, but now every day is Friday, and there are no more weekends.

I wish that ER wasn't on for 2 hours a day to sap my brain.
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

gra but now those two hours a day are filled with Barney the forking Dinosaur doing the humpty dance with Bear in the Big Blue House for two hours straight.


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