Corrupted Wish Game

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:40 am

^ granted, but that means that fleek is now your girlfriend, and ever since filming the video: "See One Man Take 360 Loads in One Hour" in North Carolina, he's no longer permited in that state.

I wish I could teach a yoga class full of hot, 18 year old women who like to exercise and stretch in the nude.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:44 am

Granted... but you're gay.

I wish someone would post pictures of fleeks cake.

7WetCigarettes · Post by **7WetCigarettes** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:42 pm

Granted, but you didn't specify which year.

I wish I could come up with a good chord progression tonight.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:50 pm

granted but then your fingers fall off.

i wish someone would stop their bitchin' about the stinkin birthday cake.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:30 am

Granted, but instead the are bitching about the midget stripper who jumped out of it wearing nothing but a strap on.

I wish I had seen that.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:20 am

Granted, But then your eye balls fall out and we use them for table tennis.

I wish I knew the numbers for tonights Power Ball.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:24 am

Granted, but you're terribly dislexic and put them on your card so badly transfixed that you don't win anything.

I wish that Thanksgiving was the day where everyone was thankful to give me something.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:59 am

Granted, but something = p*nis in the butt.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

jentnen · Post by **jentnen** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:08 am

Granted but now you have to work for 365 days straight and your job consists of product testing for a corporation that manufactures rectal thermometers...for livestock.

I wish I had three wishes.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:16 am

jentnen wrote:

I wish I had three wishes.

Granted.

But sadly you typo the request and you get...

a SALMON, a HERRING, and a TUNA

I wish that coffee was free.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:29 am

Granted, but now you can no longer make jokes about only renting it!

I wish my son would instantly gain five years worth of intellect!

Hxc260 · Post by **Hxc260** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:29 pm

Granted...but then he grows to smart and takes over the world, and rules it as an evil empire.

I wish I had a Marshall tower.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:35 pm

Granted.

But you can stack Federal Officers only so high before they topple over.

I wish the square root of 9 wasn't 3

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:55 pm

Granted, but now the most basic math dissolves into Chaos Theory and now 2 + 2 =cheesy potatoes.

I wish that just once in real life the nerdy guy would get the girl.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:49 pm

Granted, but now you're David Copperfield, Rick Ocasik, and Zach Braff all rolled into one.

I wish that Mark Green's character on ER had not been killed off.