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Fat Chicks?

Roll 'em in flour and aim for the wet spot
3
9%
Jump on and ride the wave
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6%
A different fold every night
0
No votes
More cushion for the pushin'
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26%
Just took a shower, but funky again by the time she gets to the bed
2
6%
Keep 'em away!
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53%
 
Total votes: 34

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Post by tubz »

maybe she should ride one of the twenty bikes that she has instead of selling them! besides if you dont quit being mean to her she wont sell you one of the bikes!
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Post by travis_fulk »

I bought all her bikes for $100. Then she bought em back for $200. Then I stole em all. Then she bought em back for $300!!! I did that several times!!
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Post by hxctimmy »

keep dreaming vocalcoldfire. Maybe if you work hard enough you'll have a body like that someday.
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Post by vocalcoldfire »

Ummm hxctimmy.... I'm a dude.... I hope I never have a body like that either.... god willing.
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Post by cookiepuss »

hxctimmy wrote:I think this is the weirdest topic I've seen yet. My girlfriend is really skinny. I only care about my girlfriend. I would love her no matter how she looked. And no, she doesn't read these boards, so I'm not sucking up to her.
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Post by hxctimmy »

No part of that was lying. If you will simply tell me how to post pics on here, I can prove it.

And VocalColdFire, it was a joke. I know you're a dude. Sorry.
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Post by vocalcoldfire »

hah no need to apologise - just making sure we're all understanding each other.

But I say, as a test of love and commitment, fatten her up! See if you can truly love a porker. I've heard rumors that it can happen.
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Post by hxctimmy »

Her whole family tends to be pretty thin. They all have ridiculously high metabolisms. I couldn't fatten her up if I wanted to. For the record, she's my first girlfriend. However, I took a friend of mine to my senior prom, and we had almost dated before that, but decided not to. Anyways, she wasn't ginormous, but she definitely was not the ultimate supermodel either. Appearance really isn't the biggest deal to me. I like someone who I can talk to for hours. Before my girlfriend and I started dating, I drove her out to Syracuse New York to get her dad's persmission to date his daughter. We spend ten hours in the car each way just talking. That, my friends is the basis of a solid relationship.
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Post by Tri-State Killing Spree »

Head. Thats all i got to say cause a fat chic gives the best. they have it
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Garr, what happened to the days of posting polls like this?
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Post by beck »

I likes em thick.

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"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"

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Post by bwohlgemuth »

sevesd93 wrote:"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"
Yesterday on the flight home, VH1 Classic had that on non-stop. Nothing like watching that next to a guy who was reading the Bible for half of the flight....


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Post by MrSpall »

Time for a little brutal honesty. I'm a big guy. However, I'm totally fatist. I can't handle big chicks. Thick is ok. I enjoy curves. But my rule is they don't count as curves unless they extend past the stomach.
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Post by bwohlgemuth »

Aren't we all....

Honestly, this thread was a bit disturbing for me. I honestly don't give a rats ass how big or small someone is. You pick the person you want to be with, regardless.
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