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a research project..........

well, traumaqueen, if you just happened to be around yesterday when i was floating airbiscuits in every store in Jefferson Pointe, you would appreciate the old adage, 'when you gotta go, you gotta go'.

plus i bet you are one of those people who get mad when someone beefs loudly near you in public.

in other news, i believe this is the first thread about farts in fwm.com history...?

a not so interesting fact about cutting the cheese,
i read online www.something or whatever
when you shave below the belt (like all women should:) if you shave off the booty hairs too, you cant toot silently anymore after shaving it.
cool eh? somebody try it and tell me if its true.

it's true.....

This reminds me of an anonymous adage scribed on a stone in the basement of C-Street: 'I shave my a**hole to make my farts louder'. Was that you, simon, with these words of wonder? Just curious.

PhilmanX wrote:This reminds me of an anonymous adage scribed on a stone in the basement of C-Street: 'I shave my a**hole to make my farts louder'. Was that you, simon, with these words of wonder? Just curious.

nope.. that was me.

simon wrote:a not so interesting fact about cutting the cheese,
i read online www.something or whatever
when you shave below the belt (like all women should:) if you shave off the booty hairs too, you cant toot silently anymore after shaving it.
cool eh? somebody try it and tell me if its true.

SPOONER wrote:it's true.....

Yes, this is true. A few years back a friend and I got really bored and we decided to shave all the hair off of our bodies (it made me feel like a little boy again). Without the hair to keep the cheeks spread your asscrack forms an inpenatrable vacuum-tight seal around your butthole that allows nothing to escape, especially if you are wearing tight trousers...

Anderson wrote:TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Don't worry Anderson! I vaguely told them that it was me and a friend. They don't know it was you...

It is normal for humans to pass flatus through the rectum, although the volume and frequency may vary greatly between individuals. It is also normal for intestinal gas passed through the rectum to have a characteristic feculent smell, although this too may vary in concentration. Flatus is brought to the rectum by specialised contractions of the muscles in the intestines and colon. The noises commonly associated with flatulence ("blowing a raspberry") are caused by the vibration of anal sphincters, and occasionally by the closed buttocks. Both the noise and smell associated with flatus leaving the anus can be sources of embarrassment or comedy in many cultures.

There are five general symptoms related to intestinal gas: pain, bloating and abdominal distension, excessive flatus volume, excessive flatus smell and gas incontinence. Furthermore, eructation ("an act or instance of belching", colloquially known as "burping") is sometimes included under the topic of flatulence.

Don't worry Anderson! I vaguely told them that it was me and a friend. They don't know it was you.

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