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bassjones wrote:A nice bed of lettuce with bacon, cucumbers and peppers, topped with a healthy dose of blue cheese dressing.

You must pay an extra $10 to re-new your Man Card now. "A nice bed of lettuce"???

C'mon, Rachel Ray. Tell us more!

Ha! My man card is just fine. How about a wedge of lettuce...

...or how about 'lettuce'.

bassjones wrote:Ha! My man card is just fine. How about a wedge of lettuce...

Actually, you can't vouch for your own man card...you need a serious refresher course on being a man...definitely revoked until further notice!

don't make me kick your ass!

now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."

How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?

sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?

Also a card-carrying appropriate use.

sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?

Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.

Garr wrote:now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."

While the above is true, I don't think Garr should be representing appropriate card-carrying usage...as his was revoked back in 2005...

And I still have E-mail proof of your revocation ceremony from Clint and Chico...

The_Dude wrote:

sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?

Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.

What can I say?

I am a good source of protein.

sevesd93 wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?

Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.

What can I say?

I am a good source of protein.

...and bullsh*t

bassjones wrote:

sevesd93 wrote:

The_Dude wrote: Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.

What can I say?

I am a good source of protein.

...and bullsh*t

Now that is just rude...

deek wrote:

Garr wrote:now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."

While the above is true, I don't think Garr should be representing appropriate card-carrying usage...as his was revoked back in 2005...

And I still have E-mail proof of your revocation ceremony from Clint and Chico...

Collecting hooker cards in Vegas automatically restores all rights and privileges. Getting your wife to go to a topless show while in Vegas guarantees lifetime membership without revocation.

Garr wrote:

deek wrote:

Garr wrote:now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."

While the above is true, I don't think Garr should be representing appropriate card-carrying usage...as his was revoked back in 2005...

And I still have E-mail proof of your revocation ceremony from Clint and Chico...

Collecting hooker cards in Vegas automatically restores all rights and privileges. Getting your wife to go to a topless show while in Vegas guarantees lifetime membership without revocation.

almost... did you talk her into a 3-way with a hooker???? no lifetime membership for you.