Man Card

deek · Post by **deek** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:16 am

Oliver's Army wrote:
deek wrote:
So far sevesd93's 174 is the highest I have seen...and the dude is only 24...
Does the algorithm add a factor for 'bonehead'?

That will surely lower his score and maintain a nice bell curve.

I'm just sayin'.

Hehe...maybe we should throw the highest and lowest scores out as flukes:) The algorithm is somewhat crazy (took me a few hours to come up with something that factored in age), but I am certainly open to tweaking it up!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:54 am

deek wrote:sevesd93 seems to be the most manly so far, but yeah, 174 score at 24...that could be either a "bonehead" or a man prodigy...you be the judge.

I'm going to have to go with bonehead on this one.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:04 am

I need to look over this list again. I know for sure I missed the "taking a dump outdoors" one when I was tallying.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:05 am

[quote="deek"]Ahhh...I found the list!!! Its long, but good...

1 Go to a Superbowl
2 Visit Amsterdam
3 Climb a peak higher than 9,000 feet (El Capitan)
4 Drive a racecar
5 Change your own oil
6 Get in a fight
7 Do a keg stand
8 Two chicks at the same time
9 Make a woman cry
10 Get kicked out of a bar
11 See a MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA game in person. If you see a WNBA game in person, you are no man.
12 Buy a round of drinks for the bar
13 Tell your boss you quit and that heâ€™s an a-hole
14 Be on stage at a strip club with 2 strippers all over you
15 Get bailed out of jail
16 Blind a chick with your load
17 Judge a wet t-shirt contest (Includes being on stage and pouring the jug of water on the jugs)
18 Piss in public
19 Go to Mardi-Gras
20 Get picked up by the cops for indecent exposure (normally when pissing in public)
21 Wake up in an unknown location (with an unknown chick and/or having no idea how you got there)
22 Spend a night passed out/vomiting in your bathroom
23 Go commando
24 Take a dump outdoors
25 Fire an automatic weapon
26 Walk up to a couple. Push boyfriend/husband out of the way and kiss the chick (one way to get into the bar fight)
27 Go shirtless at sporting event with words on torso or painted in team colors.
28 Convince girlfriend/wife to get a lap dance by a female stripper. Extra credit if she buys a dance for you
29 Grow a full beard
30 Drink a case of beer in one day by yourself
31 Finish a bottle of liquor in one day by yourself
32 The hour of power (1 shot of beer every minute for an hour)
33 Try absinthe
34 Spend all night out and drinking, and go to work in the morning without sleeping
35 Clear a room due to your ridiculous gas
36 Get some action in a movie theater
37 Score on a business trip
38 Know everyone in a local bar by name (ala cheers)
39 Have a sports injury that requires surgery to fix which you can use as an excuse for your weak game the rest of your life.
40 win a belching contest
41 live off the land for 3 days
42 Eat something that you killed
43 go whitewater rafting
44 skydive
45 be an eye witness to two hot chicks making out and offer to join them.
46 get a chick to flash in public
47 run from the cops and get away
48 got to Vegas, put $1000 on black (if you win, break out your Wesley Snipes voice and say â€œalways bet on blackâ€

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:14 am

[quote="deek"]

1 Go to a Superbowl
2 Visit Amsterdam
3 Climb a peak higher than 9,000 feet (El Capitan)
4 Drive a racecar
5 Change your own oil
6 Get in a fight
7 Do a keg stand
8 Two chicks at the same time
9 Make a woman cry
10 Get kicked out of a bar
11 See a MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA game in person. If you see a WNBA game in person, you are no man.
12 Buy a round of drinks for the bar
13 Tell your boss you quit and that heâ€™s an a-hole
14 Be on stage at a strip club with 2 strippers all over you
15 Get bailed out of jail
16 Blind a chick with your load
17 Judge a wet t-shirt contest (Includes being on stage and pouring the jug of water on the jugs)
18 Piss in public
19 Go to Mardi-Gras
20 Get picked up by the cops for indecent exposure (normally when pissing in public)
21 Wake up in an unknown location (with an unknown chick and/or having no idea how you got there)
22 Spend a night passed out/vomiting in your bathroom
23 Go commando
24 Take a dump outdoors
25 Fire an automatic weapon
26 Walk up to a couple. Push boyfriend/husband out of the way and kiss the chick (one way to get into the bar fight)
27 Go shirtless at sporting event with words on torso or painted in team colors.
28 Convince girlfriend/wife to get a lap dance by a female stripper. Extra credit if she buys a dance for you
29 Grow a full beard
30 Drink a case of beer in one day by yourself
31 Finish a bottle of liquor in one day by yourself
32 The hour of power (1 shot of beer every minute for an hour) (We call it "Century Club")
33 Try absinthe
34 Spend all night out and drinking, and go to work in the morning without sleeping
35 Clear a room due to your ridiculous gas
36 Get some action in a movie theater
37 Score on a business trip
38 Know everyone in a local bar by name (ala cheers)
39 Have a sports injury that requires surgery to fix which you can use as an excuse for your weak game the rest of your life.
40 win a belching contest
41 live off the land for 3 days
42 Eat something that you killed
43 go whitewater rafting
44 skydive
45 be an eye witness to two hot chicks making out and offer to join them.
46 get a chick to flash in public
47 run from the cops and get away
48 got to Vegas, put $1000 on black (if you win, break out your Wesley Snipes voice and say â€œalways bet on blackâ€

deek · Post by **deek** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:15 am

ando...that's only 23...and even if you were 21 years old, that would only be a score of 92...just short of being a man...

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:17 am

Let me know when you want knocked unconscious...

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:17 am

Whats my updated score, deek?

deek · Post by **deek** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:19 am

sevesd93 wrote:Let me know when you want knocked unconscious...

Hehe...I just lol'd on that one!

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:36 pm

The_Dude wrote:Whats my updated score, deek?

deek · Post by **deek** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:15 pm

Sorry, didn't see your update the first time.

Your new score is 120...

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:06 pm

1 Go to a Superbowl
2 Visit Amsterdam
3 Climb a peak higher than 9,000 feet (El Capitan)
4 Drive a racecar
5 Change your own oil
6 Get in a fight
7 Do a keg stand
8 Two chicks at the same time
9 Make a woman cry
10 Get kicked out of a bar
11 See a MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA game in person. If you see a WNBA game in person, you are no man.
12 Buy a round of drinks for the bar
13 Tell your boss you quit and that heâ€™s an a-hole
14 Be on stage at a strip club with 2 strippers all over you
15 Get bailed out of jail
16 Blind a chick with your load
17 Judge a wet t-shirt contest (Includes being on stage and pouring the jug of water on the jugs) {--God, i miss radio--}
18 Piss in public
19 Go to Mardi-Gras
20 Get picked up by the cops for indecent exposure (normally when pissing in public)
21 Wake up in an unknown location (with an unknown chick and/or having no idea how you got there)
22 Spend a night passed out/vomiting in your bathroom
23 Go commando
24 Take a dump outdoors
25 Fire an automatic weapon
26 Walk up to a couple. Push boyfriend/husband out of the way and kiss the chick (one way to get into the bar fight)
27 Go shirtless at sporting event with words on torso or painted in team colors.
28 Convince girlfriend/wife to get a lap dance by a female stripper. Extra credit if she buys a dance for you
29 Grow a full beard
30 Drink a case of beer in one day by yourself
31 Finish a bottle of liquor in one day by yourself
32 The hour of power (1 shot of beer every minute for an hour)
33 Try absinthe
34 Spend all night out and drinking, and go to work in the morning without sleeping
35 Clear a room due to your ridiculous gas
36 Get some action in a movie theater
37 Score on a business trip
38 Know everyone in a local bar by name (ala cheers)
39 Have a sports injury that requires surgery to fix which you can use as an excuse for your weak game the rest of your life.
40 win a belching contest
41 live off the land for 3 days
42 Eat something that you killed
43 go whitewater rafting
44 skydive
45 be an eye witness to two hot chicks making out and offer to join them.
46 get a chick to flash in public
47 run from the cops and get away
48 got to Vegas, put $1000 on black (if you win, break out your Wesley Snipes voice and say â€œalways bet on blackâ€

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:11 pm

ref. #82, is a 'hundo' like a 'handy'?

cause, you could totally cross that one off too, Seve.

echosauce1 · Post by **echosauce1** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:55 pm

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traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:59 pm

atherton,
you can add one more.
#59- build a piece of furniture that you actually use for greater than a year......

also, what's so difficult or manly about making a girl cry? it's about the easiest thing in the world....