No link, but it was in the Urinal Gazette this morning:
The 107.9 van was parked at BP on Calhoun and Rudisill, passing out bumper stickers to promote their bad music.
A man rode up on his bike and asked for a McDonald's gift certificate. When the lady said she was not passing out Mickkey D coups, the man pulled up his shirt and showed that he was wearing a gun.
Scared, she found a certificate for a free cheeseburger and handed it to him. He took it and threw the bumper sticker back at her. He rode off on his bike.
•1: "Hey Charlie! You've been locked up in this pen fer 5 years, gettin' it in the butt every night. Whadja' do to get in here?"
"Uhhhh, I stole a McDonalds gift certificate from a lady at gunpoint. . . "
•2: Uhh, police? Yeah, just check the surveillance cam at the McDonalds - 1000 FEET AWAY. Chances are, this genius rode over and cashed it in within the next ten minutes.
Stupid Criminal of the Week
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Stupid Criminal of the Week
"Yesterday Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's proof-reader was improving my punctuation for me, & I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray." -Mark Twain
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
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