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Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:41 pm**

This is what Congress works on...

Warning Strong Language

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/l ... _the_skull

Oh, I think you want to stay out of Ohio.

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:52 am**

I didn't realize that ocular penetration was running rampant in America.

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:57 am**

Krieves wrote:I didn't realize that ocular penetration was running rampant in America.

I think it is only in Ohio...

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:03 am**

We are so close, I hope it doesn't spill into Indiana. Hmm, where is my protective eyewear?

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:30 am**

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:01 am**

I can't believe this is real...I'm laughing like a 3 year old...

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:15 am**

jtkennedy9 wrote:I can't believe this is real...I'm laughing like a 3 year old...

It's from The Onion...

Ocular Penetration Restriction Act...