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Granted, but most people are really wondering why you want surveillence camera footage of Michael Jackson's bedroom.

I wish the Chicago Bears would win tonight

Granted, but now you are "welded" to your girlfriend.

I wish I could click "submit" faster.

Granted, and the receptionist helps you stop laughing...ow.

I wish I could stop thinking dirty thoughts...

Granted, but you are going to have a hard time sitting down for the next five days.

I wish I could still play football.

Granted, but someone turned off the pop up blocker and now you have 26,212 "Penile Enlargement Ad" windows opened.

I wish the kids would do their homework...

Granted, but your wish to "wish upon a star" beams you to the sun, instantly turning your body into a million degree plasma.

I wish it was over...

Granted, but possession of a blended human adult is considered a felony punishable by five years of time in the Allen County Hilton. And your "cabana boys" are in the hilton with you. And they aren't really boys.

I wish I was witty...

Granted, but you can only look through one person's clothes....hers.



I wish I knew where my pants were...

Granted, but you can only play cheesy elevator music.

I wish I knew what the next question was...

Granted but now you are locked in the room with some amorous llamas.

I wish I could take a day off and leave the pager at home.

Thinks that InDaTrunk's avatar is infinitely better than Garr's...

Not that Garr's is bad, mind you

Nickel Creek - Why Should The Fire Die?

Guess it could have been worse...

"Which FWM female member do you want to poll...."

Agreed with everyone at this point. If you are really into the Goth-lite thing, that's fine. My best recommendation for you is to be yourself. Seriously. Even if that means changing who have pretended to be to who you really are. And if someone tells you different, tell them you'll have a bunch of 3...